I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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