Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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