So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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