I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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