Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So vagazzling was a success
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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