What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I have already put on my inside pants.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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