The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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