What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
is it fun? or sober?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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