I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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