I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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