At least make sure they are 18
Why
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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