The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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