But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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