can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
3 2 1 whiskey
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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