do herpes really smell.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
