If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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