I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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