ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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