She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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