I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I know her cup size but not her name....
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