Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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