All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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