can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Is it because I queefed?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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