You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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