Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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