You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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