he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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