He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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