Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
