he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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