Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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