I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
