Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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