I'm drive I can fine osifer
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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