dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
what the fuck happened to the tacos
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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