I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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