Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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