doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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