i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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