hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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