you guys were way drunker than both of me
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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