We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
