If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm gonna fight the coyote
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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