the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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