I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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