things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
she woke up with a sticky ear
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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