we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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