Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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