come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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