On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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