all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I need a beard to bite.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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